What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

why does the man appear fat he is

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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