- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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