- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

where's mom I killed her

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

alert('The Game')

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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