- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

i like turtles

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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