Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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