- Anti Joke

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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