Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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