what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Black people

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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your so fat. your fat!

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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I agree

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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dallen loves penis

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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