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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Male leadership.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What is funnier than 24 69

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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