- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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