- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

A dancer walks into a barre

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's the new green? Green

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

I don't get it

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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