What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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