an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Burp

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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