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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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