- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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