- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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