What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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