- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Flowers are colors Love me

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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