- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

whats black and strange a paki

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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