- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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