What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Womans baksetball...

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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