- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Horse with a chair on his head.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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