- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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