whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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