If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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