- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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