- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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