- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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