what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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