A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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I had a submarine.... once

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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What's one plus one? two.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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