- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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