- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??