- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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