What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Niall Horan

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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