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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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