A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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