Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Take wrong turns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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