- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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