- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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