- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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