- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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