- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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