Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Indians

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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