What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Burp

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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