why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

josh sucks polish adams dick

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

PENIS

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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