- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

womens rights.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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