- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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