- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Wanna hear a joke? no

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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