- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Death by kayak

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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