A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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