True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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i like it in the mouth

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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