- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

The FCC

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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