A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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knock knock go away

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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