- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

womens rights.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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