- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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