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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What does? 42

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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were you expecting a joke

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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kk

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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