- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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