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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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