- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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