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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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