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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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