- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What is better than life? Nothing.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

João Duarte reads this.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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