- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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