- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Where's my baby??

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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