- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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