What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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