Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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