How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

guess what>? your mum lol

Homo say what?

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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