Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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