Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

This is a random Anti joke.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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