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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

batman farted so hes retarded

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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