Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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