- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A van drives into a car.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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