- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

a black man pays his child support

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