- Anti Joke

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Women's Rights

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....