Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Women's Rights

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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