Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Chuck Norris.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

i like turtles

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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