- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Sir, your wife is dead

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Women outside of the kitchen.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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