- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

outside your comfort zone

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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