A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Whats two plus two Four!

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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