Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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