- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

can you touch your toes? no

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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