- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

outside your comfort zone

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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