Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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