- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

XD Jackass.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??