- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Dwight Howard

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

A penis walks into a bar..

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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