What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What? Huh?

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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