So this guy was making a sandwich...

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Happy Monday!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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