a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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salad days!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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