- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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