- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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