What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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