A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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I woke up today

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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