- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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