Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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snowglobe

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What do I hate? people

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Anti Joke

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