- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

You were born.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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