3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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