- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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