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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What did the snake say to the rat?

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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