- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

united we sit, cause we're fat

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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