- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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