- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Women's Rights

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

outside your comfort zone

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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