How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Good job, son.

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