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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

XD Jackass.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

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