How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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