- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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