- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Donald Trump

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Women's Rights

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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