Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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