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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

9/11 my birthday

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

i wonder who made this website? a human

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