Where's my baby??

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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poopy is poopy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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