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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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