- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What's 9+10 Ebola

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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