- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??