Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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