How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Your girlfriend.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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