what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Womans baksetball...

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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