Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

where's mom I killed her

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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