- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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