- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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