- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

So FDR walks into a bar.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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