- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

outside your comfort zone

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Donald Trump

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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