- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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