whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Women's rights.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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