- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Obama lin Baden.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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