- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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