- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Skrillex.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Women outside of the kitchen.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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