- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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