why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Burp

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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