- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Womans baksetball...

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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