Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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