What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

rent a cops

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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