- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

a black man pays his child support

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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