How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Donald Trump

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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kathryn atkins

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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