- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

child labor

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

knock knock come in

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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