- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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