How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

thumb_up thumb_down -24

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A praying mantis is very graceful

thumb_up thumb_down -24

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Abortion

thumb_up thumb_down -24

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Apple juice.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops