- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

So FDR walks into a bar.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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