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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did not. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.