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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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