- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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