A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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