- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

I'm tired.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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