- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What's funny? Women's rights.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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