- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Adam Chebali is awesome

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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