- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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