- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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