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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What does water smell like? water.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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