What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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how do you win a game try your best

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Do the roar!

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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