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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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