Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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