- Anti Joke

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.