- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What would u like to drink?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

hey hey apple

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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