- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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