- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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