- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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