- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Want to hear a joke? No.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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