Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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WNBA

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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