- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

bite me

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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