- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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