- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

salad days!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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