I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What are annoying? Ads.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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A dancer walks into a barre

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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