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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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