Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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