Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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