- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

I put my baby in a microwave.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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