One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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