- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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