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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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