- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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