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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Happy Monday!

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Women's rights.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

You know what's cool? Yep.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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