What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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