A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

thumb_up thumb_down -11

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops