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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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