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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Men's rights

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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