dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Where's my tractor?

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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