- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

I love pissing people off :P

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Who wants water? I do.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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