- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

a man was shot.... he died

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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