What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Homosexualism is so gay man

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Your Mom

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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