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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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