- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

batman farted so hes retarded

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