Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Boob

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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