Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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