What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Beka has AIDS

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President Donald Trump

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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