What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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WNBA

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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