- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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