- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's better than a stick? A stone

i hate non minorities!

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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