- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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