Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

I C U P White stuff

Racial equality.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Tony Romo

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Click here to end the world.

i dont fisish anythi

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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