- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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