- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

I like the color potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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