- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

You know what's funny? Rape

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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