What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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