Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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