- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

why did you poop because you are a poop

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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