- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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