What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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