What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

All of these jokes are about white people

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Knock Knock.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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