- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

HELLO EVERYONE

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Racial Equality

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

25

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Anyone can post anything.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??