What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

guess what what that wasnt it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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