A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Anti Joke

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