- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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