- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

If you have a stroke, call 000

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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