- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Golf.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

speak now or forever hold your pee

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Your Mom The End.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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