Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

anti jokes are really funny

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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