wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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