Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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