Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you call an amazing person Good

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Anti Joke

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