Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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