- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

why did the black guy die? cancer

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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