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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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