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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Pain Olympics.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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