- Anti Joke

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

12 in general

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...