- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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