- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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