what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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