- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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