- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

school homewrok

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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