What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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