- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

knock knock whos there? nobody

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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