What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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this website even though its hilarious.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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