Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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quantum physics?

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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