A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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