What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Guest what in the butt

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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