What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

rent a cops

Whose your daddy? Not me

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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