What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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