- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Women's rights.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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