- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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