- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Anyone can post anything.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

su algato es en fuego

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What's up? Your time.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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