why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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