- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Im about to rewrite History....... History

guess what? bannanas

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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